pantryraids:

why do dads sneeze so loud

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Friday, August 1 with 786,880 notes

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor, via hate)

Thursday, July 31 with 532,655 notes

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

(Source: xylemphone, via hate)

Thursday, July 31 with 696,813 notes

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

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Wednesday, July 30 with 63,651 notes

windowsvriska:

do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u 

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Wednesday, July 30 with 474,465 notes

vaspim:

How do some people sit in class with that much ass crack out and not know

(via pizza)

Monday, July 28 with 253,179 notes